If you're lonely and need a drink why not have some fun with it?  Play the snort drinking game  and if you really need to get trashed send a stupid question to the snort mailing list using Outlook first:

And the Big Penalty Drink:

If you realize you are drinking to your own post, DOUBLE the penalty. 
IOW, if you posted a HMTL-ized email, take six (yes, 6) drinks.