Friday, July 08, 2005 7:33 AM
by
mitchell
The Thin Red Line
I'm fairly certain, being an avid student of military history, that the recent attacks against Britain are nothing short of brainless on the part of the terrorists. The British are not the kind to just fall over and play dead. Their history is replete with acts of courage, and I am certain they will not only not be deterred but strengthened in their resolve by these latest barbaric acts.
Here's some humor that was sent to Blackfive that I think is worth repeating:
For example, a long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English colonel. Taking him to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the colonel informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats are so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why, from that day to this, all French Army officers wear brown pants.