Saw this via EricGu (originally from The Daily WTF).

If you read/skim/scroll right down to the bottom, though, the author is described thusly:

Capt. Thomas M. Schorsch is a full-time doctorate student at The Air Force Institute of Technology at WrightPatterson Air Force Base, Ohio where he is doing research in software engineering. Most recently, Schorsch was a project manager at the Space and Warning Systems Center at Peterson Air Force Base Colo. where he led the development and fielding of a new Cheyenne Mountain Command and Control system that went from initial concept to operational status in 10 months. Before that, he was an assistant professor of computer science at the U.S. Air Force Academy.

Is that scary, or is it just me? I guess we just have to hope that not too much of his writing was inspired by personal experience...